Today I had my first crossing job. It was pretty fun. I got to watch lots of cars go by. I tried counting how many people were on their cell phones while driving. I lost count.
The other crossing guard was an older lady who enjoyed motioning wildly with her arms to "slow down" to the drivers that completely ignored the flashing lights indicating a 20 mph school zone. In the words of Brian Nelson, "I go out there and put my life on the line everyday." I now have a much deeper respect for crossing guards. :) But seriously, if Vessel was walking to school and had to cross that busy street, I'd be thankful for a crossing guard to make sure he got to the other side of the road safely.
Today I saw at least 5 stupid people dressed up in costumes jumping around with signs promoting the company they work for. T-mobile, Jamba Juice, Little Ceasars, some guys in blue wigs and blue shirts advertising their moving company, and something else I don't remember. Man, I hate those jerks. They get paid to act like a bunch of idiots while distracting drivers, making them more prone to accidents. No offense if you are one of those people. I especially dislike the guy who waves at the cars while he holds his "ALPINE HOMES" sign as we drive to Mike's parents' house. Do you think some douchebag waving his sign around and doing a little dance is going to make people flip a U-ey and go check out houses for sale? I doubt it. Sorry if that's anyone's dad I'm talking about. I guess you gotta get paid somehow.
Today Vessel has been really cranky. He has a runny nose and his gums are really tender. He must be getting more teeth. Poor kid. I had to leave Mardene's house early because he was in such misery.
Today we ate at Zupa's. Tracy and Gavin introduced us to it. It was Zuptacular! By the way, thanks for the fondue you guys. Oh and, don't forget the bowling champion.
Our friends Sheldon and Michelle are moving tomorrow. I hope they enjoy their new house! It will be a sad day. They have been such good friends to us. It's hard to see them go. Dang, nobody else better move. Psh. Honestly, we can't afford to lose any more friends. So if you are our friends, and you're reading this, you better not even think about moving away. If you do, I'll have no other choice but to slit my wrists and dry heave in a corner. Ta ta.
2 comments:
Jamie--Sounds like fun! When I worked at an elementary school, I'd always say 'hi' to the crossing guard as I walked to work. She was a nice lady. I hope it's fun work!
Mike--I appreciated your response to my blog entry about the State Fair. It was very uplifting. In relation to that, I have a video for you that delves into the fascinating history of the corn dog:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU
So do you get to take Vessel to your job with you? I have a friend that does this, and she gets to take her daughter, but it's in a more laid back part of town with only houses and a school around. So, those pictures of that guy with the hair are SO FUNNY. I haven't even heard of him, but you can bet that I'm going to look him up as soon as I finish this comment :0)!
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