Friends

 

This is me and my friend Shanna.  We both like infomercials, especially the exercise ones.  You know, the ones where they show off some fancy piece of equipment and all you have to do is sit on it and it does all the work for you?  And then you become a totally different person in the "after" picture.  Those are classic.  With all our friends that are moving away this summer (Passeys, Johnsons, Goebels) we hope the Simpsons (Scott and Shanna) will remain, and consider moving to Arbor Lane, where the bullets roam freely and the late night noise disturbances are plentiful.